hero dachshund

 Mr. E.Feet 

"What's a cool dude like me to do? Keep being BAD, natch." 

 

Evil Mr. E.Feet is as bad as they come. Early childhood experiences set him on

a course of revenge and destruction.

 

All he really wanted is to win the heart of a certain beautiful dachshund, but 

her rejection turned him into a

pompous, conceited fake.

 

Fake Feet. So he can appear taller and stronger than every other dachshund. Fake fur coat. Fake diamonds. And that cell tower in his head? And those hypnotic eyes?

 

Oh come on? Who does he think he is?

 

Too bad the Dachshund Detectives have to always be on the alert. Will he ever change? That...